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Hamurai - The Bacon Bushido


From the far east... side of the deli counter comes one of your favorite memory parasites: Hamurai.  Combining the deadly speed and elegance of a samurai with the deliciousness of pork products, Hamurai strikes down his foes and leaves a smile on their faces.  

The first in a memory parasite series, Hamurai stands at 3.75" tall, is velcro backed, and may smell faintly of bacon.  


***Limited to 120***