The Wing CC needs a piece of software they heard another Wing CC has installed on their SCIF approved iPad that makes highlighting and commenting on OPR bullet mistakes more efficient. They need it today. The contractor owned PMO in charge of the software let their ATO expire because yolo and their one remaining employee not on break is 97 years old and hates you. Meanwhile, the plumbers attempting to fix your building's one functional bathroom cut through the installation's fiber backbone killing internet access to the base. Half of your technicians are in prison after an altercation at a Magic the Gathering tournament escalated to violence.
This is your life. This is fine.
This morale patch stands 3.25" tall. Velcro backed for your convenience.