<To be sung to the tune of "Modern Major General" from Gilbert and Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance>
I am the very model of a modern cyber CGO;
I have info on command shells, reg keys, packets, and all GPOs;
I know my targets well and memorize my every CTO;
Up in the heap so hard I might just cause a buffer overflow;
I understand both leadership and tech skills cannot go ignored;
And this dynamic mission set ensures I never will be bored;
I know my package may not be the way they want it for the board;
But I just want to win the fight, I am my nation's shield and sword;
They say as I promote, "no more hands-on! that's not the status quo!";
It's 2022, leading has changed, there is a new memo;
The enemy will fear me as tradecraft and tools will only grow;
So I must be the very model of a modern cyber CGO.
Each bar represents an LT combining into the "double LT" Captain.
100% embroidered, hook backed, 3.25" tall.