Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Velcro. Long ago, the five nations lived together in harmony.
Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Only the master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed them the most, they vanished. A hundred years passed and you've discovered the new the new elemental master. I believe, only by buying this patch, can you save the world.
This parody patch stands at 4" tall, hook backed, and may randomly imbue the user with elemental bending powers.... or not. You'll have to buy them all to find out.