Smeagol's Mountain Guides

  • $8.00


Do you thirst for adventure? Do you like hiking? Are you willing to overlook that your guide wants to murder you for your jewelry and will likely take you to a giant spider's lair in an attempt to kill you?

Perfect! You'll love Smeagol's Mountain Guides!

Smeagol promises the fastest hike to the Black Gates of Mordor. He knows the best paths that even Orcs don't know about... or if they do they purposefully avoid it.

This 3.25" diameter patch is velcro backed, 100% embroidered, and ready to guide you on a hiking adventure.

*Survival not guaranteed