"Remove Before Cyber" Morale Patch Keychain & RJ45 Loopback Device

  • $10.00


The ultimate tool for every Cyber Defender. This functional RJ45 Loopback device allows discerning CY-39 Interceptor operators to configure their Red Hat (or any other Linux OS) network interfaces without plugging into a live network. #nottodaystaneval

Licensed from HackMethod, this fully embroidered keychain meets all of your cyber needs.

Pros:
Functional Loopback Device
Identify your keys easily
Tells everyone when you’re ready to cyber
Makes Pilots super jealous
Hand made with love
90% reduction in dust getting in your port
837% increase in penetration and/or cyber threat emulation capability
1776% increase in morale
1.5% increase in physical attractiveness

Cons:
May cause strangers to follow you because of how cool you will be