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Fiber Pilot Mug



Are you an Elite Fiber Pilot? If not, you can certainly drink like one.

Current tests indicate drinking from this mug provides you:
+5 - Hackerness
+%20 - Typing Speed
Causes confusion among the rest of the Air Force

Grab yours in either 11oz or 15oz versions.

**Limit 2 per order. Orders containing over 2 mugs will have excess mugs refunded and you will be mocked. Mugs ship separately from any apparel or patches ordered through this site.**